If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
If you push on a nipple for more than ten seconds, it’ll turn into an innie and you can go to jail for that. It’s considered destruction of property.
pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die
today is the day marty mcfly time travelled to. not in any of the movies. he did time travelling outside of the movies
your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] haha nice