heckacute:

It looks like a normal plate of fettuccine Alfredo, but upon closer inspection, you can see that the fettuccine has been replaced with thin, blonde dreadlocks. These dreadlocks were carefully gathered from the grounds of a large electronic music festival. That’s why the dish is so expensive. 

i am getting rid of my legs

nyehs:

they have caused me a lot of trouble on the internet and i dont feel like i need them anymore