*hilarious textpost about trojan man and micheline man raising a child together*

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

people in relationships are BOOORING love is BOOORING i’m gonna live forever

supersonicart:

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my boss got a bottle of tequila as a gift and doesn’t want it so now I have a bottle of tequila as a gift.

my boss got a bottle of tequila as a gift and doesn’t want it so now I have a bottle of tequila as a gift.

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

Me: Mom, dad, I'm a keyblade master.

Parents: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Simple and Clean.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*