officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

heckacute:

You are the prettiest thing that has ever scared me. 

that last picture reminds me so much of this

i skipped lunch today and i can feel myself becoming more and more hazy and incorporeal by the minute.

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

tall-soy-latte:

muppetmayhem:

icantbelieveijoined:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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THE END

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

this kid was always my favourite.

(Source: youtube.com)